I pose a conundrum: Albert Belle flame-athon Part II


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1.    A riddle in which a fanciful question is answered by a pun.

2.    A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: “the conundrum, thus far unanswered, of achieving full employment without inflation” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.)



Its kind of funny. Albert Belle thinks he can coach the Cleveland Indians. Sir, have
Albert flameathon Part II.jpg you thought what it would be like to coach a team that is full of young blood and new souls? You yourself have claimed it wasn’t “Wedge’s fault,” and that Dolan did this to the team.


But you don’t make sense my friend. Such a foolish remark only to be backed up by you claiming that “You can coach the Indians.” Your kind of like a little bug… yes. You know that one that swarmed the Yankees in the ALDS of 07? What was the name of that again?….. Midge?


You sir are a midge in my book. Right now – the only game plan I have in terms of the Indians is to “bemidge” the midge. Correct me if I am wrong, but you are just a donut eating, smack talking, idiot of a man.


Who doesn’t agree with that?…. Just tell me if you are one to obstruct justice.


I pose a conundrum my friend. One that even you nor I could possibly ponder. For “what is the difference between you and Eric Wedge? One is fired…. And one will be fired if he starts coaching!!


Could that possibly be my friend, Albert? Sorry that I am so punny these days… 



  1. jesskcoleman

    Another good post!
    I don’t understand why the Indians did this to themselves. If you think about it — and I’m sure you have — this team could have CC Sabathia, Victor Martinez AND/OR Cliff Lee. All the teams they are on made the playoffs, think about what it would be like if they were all on the SAME team. Don’t get it.
    — NYColeman

  2. TribeTed

    NY Coleman: I understand what your saying. I have said it myself before. You take away 7 wins that an Indians pitcher put up this year and replace it with 18 of CC’s and your 11 games richre. But it isn’t that simple. Guys that pitch on good teams don’t have to carry the load as much as guys who are good on the Indians having to carry the team…

  3. TribeTed

    That would be a great way to fill the seats Jeff. But I am not sure it would be good for the organization – and/or the team. We are looking to step forward… not take three steps back.

  4. Greg

    Haha. Nice. Oh, Joey. Oh, Joey. Just imagine all of the wonderful promotions the Indians could have.

    Seriously, though. Not sure Wedge should have been the fall guy for this team. But, what do I know, I don’t follow the Indians all that closely.

    Red Sox Ramblings: http://thevendahh.mlblogs.com

  5. TribeTed

    Greg your right. With many promotions already, the Indians should be able to go out and get people constantly. But for some reason, they don’t.

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