Yes all of us Cleveland fans know that Russell Branyan has signed on with the Cleveland Indians.
Yes we know that he is capable of hitting 30 home runs.
Yes we know that he is also capable of 200 strikeouts
But is he capable of being heckled by Cleveland Indians fans? Absolutely! No one likes a guy who strikes out every two out of three times. Does he swing a bat or is it just imaginary in his hand? Whoops, (cheap shot). Okay here’s one you can ponder Russell, what’s the square root of 4? Now take that and add your age minus the injuries. What do you have?….
Your batting average.
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1. A riddle in which a fanciful question is answered by a pun.
2. A paradoxical, insoluble, or difficult problem; a dilemma: “the conundrum, thus far unanswered, of achieving full employment without inflation” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.)
Its kind of funny. Albert Belle thinks he can coach the Cleveland Indians. Sir, have
you thought what it would be like to coach a team that is full of young blood and new souls? You yourself have claimed it wasn’t “Wedge’s fault,” and that Dolan did this to the team.
But you don’t make sense my friend. Such a foolish remark only to be backed up by you claiming that “You can coach the Indians.” Your kind of like a little bug… yes. You know that one that swarmed the Yankees in the ALDS of 07? What was the name of that again?….. Midge?
You sir are a midge in my book. Right now – the only game plan I have in terms of the Indians is to “bemidge” the midge. Correct me if I am wrong, but you are just a donut eating, smack talking, idiot of a man.
Who doesn’t agree with that?…. Just tell me if you are one to obstruct justice.
I pose a conundrum my friend. One that even you nor I could possibly ponder. For “what is the difference between you and Eric Wedge? One is fired…. And one will be fired if he starts coaching!!
Could that possibly be my friend, Albert? Sorry that I am so punny these days…