There’s a quote in family etiquette. It goes something like this, “you never, ever rat out a family member no matter what the circumstance no matter what the time.” Well we put this down on the McGwire family… than no.
When a hard headed brother of a steroid user crosses the line, he’s gonna hear it. Of
course Mark hasn’t talked to his brother in eight years, (sad isn’t it) but you know his brother will never hear the end of injecting Mark with steroids.
Why can’t these two boys just play nice, you know like when they were roid’ free?
Eh, when you go “Roid'” you never go back. But why on Earth did Mark say that steroids were for “healing?” That wasn’t even a conceptual response. For that might be on the verge of utter stupidity. The only thing that can take Mark down even farther than where he is, (he might be in the mantle of the earth right now) is for him to make an obtuse comment like this one.
Did you think that we wouldn’t catch this one?
Tribe Talk With Ted is officially number 35 on the top 100 MLBlogs on the ‘sphere and I am loving it! The wahoo maniac inside me is jumping around and John Adams is pounding the crap out of his drum! The Indians are winning, and Michael Brantley is on a six game hitting streak! Time to break out the old Ted with some Ted’s Takes in there along the way!
Other things that have to do with 35:
1. Rickey Henderson
2. Cole Hamels
3. Frank Thomas
4. Mike Mussina
5. Justin Verlander
The number itself is an honor. With Rickey Henderson wearing it I will take it any day. The Hall of Famer wore it with style as he “stole” his spot in the HOF. Rickey has the most stolen bases of all time with 1,406 and also has the most leadoff homers and the most runs scored of all time.
Ted’s Take: Rickey is “the best” base stealer of all time in my opinion. He had one of the biggest lead-off’s and was one of the quickest guys in major league history. He got so many good jumps that is was rare that he got thrown out. He made things happen and was a catalyst for his team wherever he went. It is an honor to celebrate this number with a Hall of Famer.
Cole Hamels was the World Series and Playoff MVP last year as he posted a 4-0 record and shut down every offense he faced. Even though Cole has had a tough season, he will make sure he gets it going in the playoffs because that is where he shines.
Ted’s Take: With Cliff Lee coming to town via your Cleveland Indians, Cole has to work twice as hard to keep the number 1 job over a phenomenal Cliff Lee. Lee has showed Philadelphia how well he can pitch when hot, as well as how bad he can be when he is cold. Hamels has been a great playoff pitcher, so look for him to compete to be the number 1 in the playoffs. It will be a fight til the end.
Frank Thomas “Big Hurt” is one of the greatest hitter’s of all time. He joins Mel Ott, Ted Williams, and Babe Ruth as one of four to have at least a .300 average, 500 HR, 1500 RBI, 1,000 R, and 1,500 walks in their career. He is sure on his way to becoming a member of the Baseball Hall of Fame and being one of the greatest hitter’s of all time.
Ted’s Take: If your name is anywhere near those three guys (Williams, Ott, and Ruth) you ought to be in the HOF. To have so much power and hit for such a high average is just mind blowing. Frank Thomas is going to go down as one of the greatest hitter’s of all time and will surely be voted in as soon as he is on the ballot. He was a great player as well as a great guy and also swung an iron pipe in the on deck circle. If you don’t vote him in, maybe he will come and hit you with it!
Mike “Moose” Mussina was one of the greatest Yankee pitcher’s of all time. He went 17 straight seasons winning 11 or more games which is an AL Record to this day. Mussina posted strong number’s his whole career though never earning a Cy Young award. He won the gold glove award 7 times and was an All star 5 times. You tell me he isn’t good?
Ted’s Take: It is amazing to look through his whole career and see that he didn’t win the Cy Young at all throughout it. The pitching was very good when he was around leading to the fact that he wasn’t really recognized for all of his great performances. He won 18 games in 2002 which was only good enough for 8th in the league. He has been influential to many around the world and might have a shot at the HOF. He will go down in my book as one of the greatest pitcher’s who ever suited up.
Justin Verlander is the number one pitcher in the Tiger’s rotation. He is the guy to look to when your down, and is the guy to point your finger’s at when struggling. He completed the sixth no-hitter in Tiger’s history in 2007 and is still shutting down opposing offenses. He is compared to Mark Fidrych who was nicknamed “the bird.”
Ted’s Take: Verlander has the best stamina around today in the majors. He can hit 99 on the gun in the seventh inning and still has enough heat to blow it by you. He has a sickening curve ball with a silly change that makes hitter’s shed a tear at the sight of it. Verlander bounced back from a shaky 08 season and is really shining this year for the Tiger’s. He is leading the team with 16 wins and has a great ERA at 3.29. He is carrying the whole Tiger’s team to a playoff run and to AL Central victory.
35 Reasons to like the Indians
35.) Best fan-base in baseball
34.) Got Grady? We do!
33.) Its all about Choo!
32.) Dollar Dog Nights
31.) Shakiest team in baseball
30.) Heritage Park
28.) We have Carlos Santana in our farm system
27.) We have a pink mascot named Slider
26.) Mark McGwire hit a homer off of our jumbotron
25.) John Adams and his bass drum
24.) playoff fever like no other
23.) You can see Kelly Shoppach snap his bat over his leg
22.) We trade all of our starter’s
21.) We like to rebuild
20.) Have one of the best stadiums in baseball
19.) We have Indian Fever
18.) We have Wahoo Brothers
17.) Have Kid’s Fun Day at the stadium
16.) Low selling tickets
15.) Usually follow a bad season up with a good one
14.) Our GM is so nice: he gave my uncle box tickets!
13.) Paul Byrd gave me a ball
12.) We sing ‘Hang on Sloopy’
11.) Have an annual Rock and Blast Fireworks presentation
10.) Celebrate Father’s and Mother’s Day in style at Progressive Field
9.) Have the first Jamaican born pitcher: Justin Masterson
8.) Justin Masterson is “masterful”
7.) Have one of the youngest teams in baseball
6.) It’s Tribe Time Now! Why not join in?
5.) Omar Vizquel played here
4.) Had a dynasty in the late 90’s early 2000’s
3.) Have one of the coolest nicknames “Pronk” AKA Project Donkey
2.) Have the coolest manager: Eric Wedge
1.) Have a talk show: All Bets Are Off with Bruce Drennan
I thank the ‘sphere and also everyone who contributed to the cause of me being the #35 blog on the top 100 MLBlogs. I can’t wait for next month. Be ready for some more of Ted and some more Indian Fever! Thanks for letting me come on down and share my thoughts and feelings about the Tribe!!